maybe it's an ecological statement on the indestructibility of plastic bags?

I just keep getting robot heads and broken bows. I once got a remote and I was super excited, I figured I could use it on my TV, but it was classified as junk, so I only cried a little inside! Maybe when you cast your line, instead of actually landing in lava, it flies through a dimensional portal, which leads to a shop of doors, where someone has left a door open that leads to Wal-Mart AND THAT is how you actually have so many bags in your world!

I think I have found my calling! I shall become the one true Dirty Columbo Norris Castle of NCISSVUCSI!!

does it leap tall buildings in a single bound?

Maybe that SuperTerminatorPony from the present, sent to the future and brought back to the past actually brought it back and when the Devs weren't looking or where out for their Jolt Cola break, slipped in and added that bit of code that gives you a door to a portal of unknowing dimensions of demented dementia of plastic bags stored in a plastic bag! I think I lost myself on that one. Is that permitted? I know that sadly that is how I store my plastic bags, in another plastic bag. Oooohh, maybe this is a hint as to the next new character add on thing-a-ma-doohickie! The all new Plastic Bag of Unlimited Plastic Bag Holding! Beware of putting a 2-liter in it, as it will certainly break as you carry it to your house in the rain, where it will roll under your car!

wel, that was a fun little romp around the inside of Bob's mind!! ;-> I think I need a nap, now...

I have a mind?!?! Can you prove that in a court of Lucy Lawless? Aahhh, sleep, that mystical myth type thing that parents never get!

Yes Bob, sleep...as the very proud mom of three adorable dogs, I am able to get all the sleep I want!! HAHAHA!! Unless, of course, there's a coyote or bear wandering about at 3am...then I am greeted to a heart-stopping, piercing bark that comes out of nowhere, shocks me from a deep sleep and lasts until the dang varmint goes away (usually in about 20 minutes). And I totally agree with Rebecca--I hope your kids appreciate your stories...they must be good!!

ah, but I do love the toddler stage...my friend's baby (who I am raising vicariously through her) is almost there. He is practicing sitting up now. She said he practiced in his crib the other night from 3:30 to 5:30am!! It's so hard to figure out whether you want them to hurry up and get to the next stage or freeze where they are--every stage has its own challenges and rewards--poop aside.

Bob, it sounds like you have my daughter in training. She's now 25, and although she no longer cries when she wants something, she whines out this long "pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase? Even from 1500 miles away!

My son at least just calls with the "I NEED this line." He's only 1400 miles away, so maybe he feels he has an easier way to get it from me.