Name: Mother StarWeb
Tags: Female; Event; Robot; Royal; Support; Alien

Abilities:

1 Viral Process: Increase the DPS of Robot Crusaders by 10% per Robot in the formation.
Quote: “I am the virus, The virus is me.”

2 Resource Acquisition: Increases monster spawn speed by +1% per robot in formation.
Quote: “I won't be a product of my environment. My environment will be a product of me.”

3 Judgement Day: For every 25 levels over and including 200, Mother StarWeb's DPS is multiplied by 4x. This multiplier stacks.
Quote: “There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.”

4 Pirate Master: Increase the base DPS of Robot Crusaders by 10% per Robot in the formation.
Quote: “Greyskull you now serve me as one of my commanders.”

5 Mother Queen: Upgrade Cost of Robots is reduced -1% per Robot.
Quote: “Beware the Power Suit.”

6 Cyborg Virus: Non Robot Crusaders count as Robots. Robot Crusaders count as 2 robots.
Quote: “Resistance is futile.”

7 Synthetic Ascension: Every 20XP raise Mother StarWeb's Robotic Count +1.
Quote: “By the power that will transform our lowly bodies.”

Equips:

Ability 1

Common: Broken Brain Jar
Ability:
Quote: “Oh No It has escaped!”

Uncommon: Cracked Brain Jar
Ability:
Quote: “It is a bit stale.”

Rare: Pristine Brain Jar
Ability:
Quote: “A perfectly good brain.”

Epic: Weaponized Integrated Brain Jar
Ability:
Quote: “Who gave it control of a the weapons?”

Legend: Planetary Defense Integrated Brain Jar
Ability:
Ability: Viral Process and Pirate Master per Robot is increased +100%.
Quote: “YOU GAVE IT THE PLANET?!!”

Ability 2

Common: Fake Missile
Ability: Crusaders you control gain +1% DPS and +1% base DPS per Robot in formation.
Quote: “It is just made of foam.”

Uncommon: Normal Missile
Ability: Crusaders you control gain +2% DPS and +2% base DPS per Robot in formation.
Quote: “It packs a nice punch.”

Rare: Super Missile
Ability: Crusaders you control gain +3% DPS and +3% base DPS per Robot in formation.
Quote: “It shatters frozen aliens good.”

Epic: Super Missile of Alien Fighting
Ability: Crusaders you control gain +4% DPS and +4% base DPS per Robot in formation.
Quote: “All aliens tremble in fear.”

Legend: Alien Missile of X-Alien Eratication
Ability: Crusaders you control gain +5% DPS and +5% base DPS per Robot in formation.
Ability: Increase Gold found by +5% per robot in formation.
Quote: “Product Advertising: AMXA Kills aliens dead.”

Ability 3

Common: Broken Time Machine
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 2 Robots in formation.
Quote: “We will get it working eventually.”

Uncommon: Sparking Time Machine
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 3 Robots in formation.
Quote: “There's a 50% chance of reaching your target.”

Rare: Working Time Machine
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 4 Robots in formation.
Quote: “Your orders are set. Exterminate your target.”

Epic: Time Machine of Precision Transportation
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 6 Robots in formation.
Quote: “It will precisely transport you to your target.”

Legend: Time Machine of Multiple Target Transportations
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 8 Robots in formation.
Ability: All crusaders gain +100% DPS if The Exterminator is in formation.
Quote: “It will transport you and many copies to your target.”

Not bad!

The ability "Mother Queen" would definitely need a cap though.

Why not using these quotes for Time Machine:

Common: Fake Time Machine
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 2 Robots in formation.
Quote: “It only produce "Tick Tock Tick Tock" noise”

Uncommon: Sparking Time Machine
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 3 Robots in formation.
Quote: “It can't transport the clothes you're wearing, unfortunately”

Rare: Working Time Machine
Ability: Mother StarWeb counts as 4 Robots in formation.
Quote: “Beam me up Scotty!”

and this for Brain Jar:

Common: Broken Brain Jar
Ability:
Quote: “Zombie ate the brain!”