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Things I Learned (so far) While Playing BW2
7 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 11th 2015 at 9:07 AM Shian For the record, I started playing on Kongregate during the latter pat of March and still have much content to discover. However, so far it's been an education. Case in point, I have learned: - Money does not grow on trees. It grows in bushes (and some other forms of vegetation). - All animals come from eggs. No exceptions. - Produce comes in two forms: stuff thatâ€™s good for you and stuff thatâ€™s good for your wallet. - All items, except for things designed to whack other things, are single use only. Bulk packaging is an imaginary concept that does not exist. - Apparently, there is such a thing as a stable bush-based economy. - Scavenged items are just as good, if not better, than new items. - Shrubberies are like the TARDIS: bigger on the inside than on the outside. How else could they hold some of that stuff? - Anything can be subdued by one good whack on the nose. - Lacking basic reference books, medicine, and other basic necessities, itâ€™s a wonder anyone lets Misty care for anything. - Baby animals can crap in a radius of several miles. - People are always getting lost at resorts. - Bacon is grown out of the ground. - You can help small lambs by whacking their heads off. Don't worry, they get better. - In sports, itâ€™s not the player skills, but the sheer amount of equipment that wins tournaments. Feel free to add your own nuggets of BW2 revelations.
567 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 11th 2015 at 5:34 PM Matthew Kliparchuk Nate will never change he always has alterior motives The princes is exactly who she is and not a damsel in distress.
Lvl 440 "Crazy Cat Lover" 670 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 12th 2015 at 3:41 AM DestKitteh cue Asthma attack brought on by laughter
35 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 12th 2015 at 3:22 PM Kimberly Johnston whacking teachers is a great way to get dozens of credibility letters Leprechauns DO lead you to the end of the rainbow IF you whack enough of them
Lvl 389 "Is Puzzled" 316 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 12th 2015 at 6:09 PM deblev53 There is one "pet" a robot I believe that has to be bought, it doesn't come out of an egg.Great post Shian. :)
Lvl 440 "Other Peoples Problem Solver!" 5565 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 12th 2015 at 7:48 PM Raymond not one pet, there are several dozen pets, nearly a hundred that do not come from eggs.
Lvl 330 "Pseudo Achiever" 438 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 13th 2015 at 9:11 AM Marci Wilson The devs are really geeky fanboys/girls in disguise, and they have a really twisted sense of humor! LOVE YOU GUYS!
7 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 14th 2015 at 9:20 AM Shian RE pets How do you KNOW that the pest you buy fully grown didn't come from an egg. Are you sure someone didn't hatch them first? Hmmmmm? (raises eyebrown) Anyhoo... Whacking a pile of dirt with a stick is far more efficient than digging. Bushwhackia waters were the dumping grounds for the Stargate merchandise we never got. :( Trees can spontaneously grow out of indoor flooring.
Lvl 330 "Pseudo Achiever" 438 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 14th 2015 at 9:39 AM Marci Wilson Pets can and often do run on top off water...
24 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 18th 2015 at 5:47 AM Last Edited June 18th 2015 at 5:58 AM NoOneOnEarth You will eventually learn that illogicality is the basis of existence of BW2. OT: Golf balls can tread water, climb walls and phase through trees and statues in the golf course.
Lvl 330 "Pseudo Achiever" 438 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 18th 2015 at 9:21 AM Marci Wilson always engage in post mission dialog after turning a character's quest.... it's usually pretty funny stuff. Every once and a while, talk to Coulson, he get's lonely.... If you appear in the Town Square and have exclamation points over your head, be on the look out for Nate, he's there to mess stuff up...
7 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 19th 2015 at 6:34 PM Last Edited June 19th 2015 at 6:40 PM Shian Powertools can be left outside indefinitely without any ill effects, as long as you leave them in a bush. Romeo & Juliet can be squashed down to under one minute. When training horses, 4th time's the charm.
77 Posts	Link to post - Posted June 20th 2015 at 9:52 AM Last Edited July 3rd 2015 at 5:04 PM kittypurrrs Apparently, body odour is not a problem (or my character has really bad hygiene) as I have worn that same stinky green shirt for a long time and only recently got a new one. Apparently, new player do not have to pee. I have been looking for a toilet everywhere, and unlike males do not use the bushes. (I was tempted to use the aquarium but would have killed the fish) Players please note: Rumbitothecore on Bigfish, has installed 4 very tastefully decorated toilets and sinks on the second floor, so that we can all have a "rest stop." She is just kind like that! (My apologies to other platforms, hold on!) Apparently, one does not need a Maple tree to extract Maple syrup, just a bush. (After using 3 cups to make maple cookies with glaze, I wish it was that easy to get!) Apparently, I watched this too often =) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM
7 Posts	Link to post - Posted July 1st 2015 at 1:26 PM Last Edited July 1st 2015 at 1:28 PM Shian Bushes will keep your ice cream as cold as a freezer, and cost so much less to maintain. Shrubbery: for all your printing needs. When collecting items, you will find the 90% quickly and easily, however it will take you at least one more energy pack than you intended to use to find the last one.
Lvl 330 "Disenchanter" 12 Posts	Link to post - Posted July 2nd 2015 at 2:15 PM Charisma Love Try and try as I might, I really just suck at mini-golf.
7 Posts	Link to post - Posted July 3rd 2015 at 3:06 PM Shian (you and me both ;) ) Protest signs can be recycled and used for all occasions. Despite there being an established mayoral system in Bushwhackia, anyone, no matter how incompetent, can declare him/herself ruler and actually have a legitimate claim. Please note a throne is probably involved.
7 Posts	Link to post - Posted July 18th 2015 at 9:13 AM Last Edited July 18th 2015 at 9:25 AM Shian Brooms can be found roaming in the wild. In Bushwhackia, bribery is an integral part of the election process. Despite being shipwrecked on the island chain, I am considered a "natural born Bushwhackian". Bushes can double as filing cabinets for important documents, only less efficient.
35 Posts	Link to post - Posted July 18th 2015 at 2:06 PM Kimberly Johnston it takes 20 birth certificates to prove someone else was born in bushwhackia doorbells automatically reinstall themselves when found in groups of 20 in bushes
7 Posts	Link to post - Posted July 19th 2015 at 8:35 AM Last Edited July 19th 2015 at 8:36 AM Shian Speak softly and carry a big stick... to hit voters with to remind them to vote. Bushwhacking is ecologically detrimental. Mugging farmers for seeds is perfectly okay. Nobody cares about Hawekeye.
35 Posts	Link to post - Posted July 19th 2015 at 2:00 PM Kimberly Johnston whacking people may not seem right but what else can you do?
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